Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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