she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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