rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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