You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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