I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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