OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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