whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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