in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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