The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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