that's an acceptable place to lick
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We got so high we made milksteak
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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