i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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