I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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