My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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two words...techno handjob
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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