Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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