so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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