I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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