Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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