i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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