Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
cat food counts as protein by the way
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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