Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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