i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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