margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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