...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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