If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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