yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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