In the future we'll all be gay
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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