bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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