does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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