We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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