ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Your penis caused this!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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