Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
we should paint friendship bongs
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