Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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