He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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