their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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