His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
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Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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