i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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go home
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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