The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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