i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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