don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize