Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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