She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize