he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The air was thick with penises
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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