its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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