im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She bit a glass in half.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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