i just wanna soil my oats bro
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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