how can u be prego again
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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