Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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