He is an equal opportunity slut.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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