this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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