But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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