i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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